12. Self-help books (I can get that info for free on the internet or the library)
11. Calendars (What do I need this for? I can just use my computer or cell phone to check the date.)
10. Fruit cake (I hate fruit cake!)
9. Books (don't have motivation to read)
8. Ties (I can't see the purpose of ties)
7. Bad movies or video games (I just keep them in the shelf for profiling purposes)
6. Deodorant or shampoo (I have some already, thank you)
5. Fast-food gift cards (for the health-conscious)
4. Dollar store toys (Danger! Lead poisoning risk!)
3. Random dolls or something (no practical use other than to sit there and look pretty)
2. Socks (I have a ton of them already!)
1. Gift cards for bankrupt or defunct stores (thanks a lot, recession)

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